This riotous tall tale features a colorful cast of memorable characters and delightfully clever twists of plot and prose.

Today is the day Lonesome Bob is set to marry Wildcat Annie. The wedding ceremony begins at two o'clock in Red Rock and Wildcat Annie waits for no one.

"I've driven this train for forty years, and we've never been late once yet!" Railroad John says proudly, as Lonesome Bob and Granny Apple Fritter board the train for Red Rock. But Bad Bill and his outlaw gang are waiting up around the bend and a fierce thunderstorm kicks up. Now the Sagebrush Flyer train and Lonesome Bob are twenty-two minutes behind schedule! Can Granny Apple Fritter's Hard-Shell Chili-Pepper-Corn-Pone Muffins help save the day?

Austin's colorful and exaggerated illustrations capture the fast-paced action and the bigger-than-life characters of Crunk's hilarious tall tale.


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Tony Crunk is a poet and children's book author. He holds degrees from Centre College, the University of Kentucky, and the University of Virginia, and currently teaches at the University of Alabama Birmingham. He lives in Alabama.

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Michael Austin, a graduate of the University of Southern Mississippi, is a creative director and the illustrator of several books. He lives in Georgia.

You can visit Michael Austin’s website here.



“It's mighty tall-tale telling, just waitin' for a teller and a passel of kids.” ―Kirkus Reviews

“Austin's sepia-toned acrylics amplify the energy, drama and hyperbolic humor of Crunk's rollickin', rail-ridin' romp...Kids will eagerly climb aboard for repeat rides.” ―Publishers Weekly

“Crunk's original tall tale gets a big boost from Austin's unusual and exuberant illustrations... An effective match of illustrations with a high-spirited story.” ―Booklist

“The text moves along at a rollicking clip and has a true tall-tale tone.” ―School Library Journal

“...Tony Crunk has written quite an outlandish and hilarious adventure. He uses very colorful colloquial English which provides many opportunities for the reader to ham it up and use a southern drawl. Railroad John and the Red Rock Run was a hit in our home from the first time it was read and a year later it is still in frequent rotation... The sepia toned illustrations of Michael Austin resemble old photographs and are truly a joy to view. The two last pages of the book provide even more of a treat, but you will have to read Railroad John and the Red Rock Run to find out what they are.” ―Excellent Kids Books blog

“...It's whirlwind ride, a hair-raising adventure, with colorful names and incredible escapes. The illustrations have a vintage, old movie feel that only helps create the atmosphere necessary for a convincing tall tale. Which is to say: quite my kind of story!” ―A Words Worth blog


Emphasis on Reading Program (nominee, grades K-1) ―Alabama Department of Education 2007-2008

Storytelling World Resource Awards (honor, Stories for Pre-Adolescent Listeners) ―Storytelling World magazine 2007

Georgia Children's Picture Storybook Award (nominee) ―University of Georgia 2010-2011